I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
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