her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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