I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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