just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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