How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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