I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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