marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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