So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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