I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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