You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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