did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I can't put those talents on a resume
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
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