Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
