HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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