went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
