He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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