I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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