He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I woke up under a house in Key West
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