do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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