i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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