WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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