when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Send help, water and tortillas.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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