But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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