who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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