Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
