well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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