I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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