Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I wish I only lived at night.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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