her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
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all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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