you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
BRING THE BAGELS
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Your shirt... Was in my pants
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