in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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