remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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