just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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