and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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