Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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