Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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