you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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