can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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