Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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