Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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