He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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