I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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