is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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