i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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