Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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