ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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