Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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