So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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