so explain again why im purple
no
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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