p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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