Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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