Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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