It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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