winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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