Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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