oh god the rape fog is back!
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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