Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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